January 2012
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baconmoarbacon asked: How'd you make those car bomb cake pops? Those look bombbbb.
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December 2011
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The downside of being a writer:
I realized I spent a most of today thinking about how to kill a baby.
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November 2011
8 posts
Ramble
I’m finding it difficult to navigate between being a “good” daughter and living as a 22-year-old female on San Francisco. I understand that by living under my parents’ roof there are certain obligations to follow, but certain things are hard for me to obey considering I’ve grown up on America and I’ve already lived on my own throughout college.
Is it really...
“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every...”
– Riccardo Tisci (via mypalomaa)
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Penpal Needed
I’d love to send and receive handwritten letters. I know I’ve stated this in a previous post, but I have yet to find someone interested in doing so with me.
Let’s be friends :)
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Let's try not to overpack this time
Headed for the airport in 4 hours to spend the next 5 days in San Diego :)
It’ll be a nice little break from the monotony of my life in San Francisco. However, I actually like the routine that has developed within the last month or so. I guess it also helps that the negativity that once surrounded my time post-grad has somewhat dissipated as I now see the wheels turning with my transition...
October 2011
7 posts
The Awakening - James Morrison
emilymakesmyday:
Thoroughly mellowed out.
I want to make sweet, sweet fuck with this album.
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“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
– Mark Twain
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September 2011
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“A lot of men want a woman to mother them. They get with a woman and all they do...”
– Henry Rollins (via hmsboatsix)
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At midnight.
I will head home from the library and open a bottle of wine, then sit down to watch He’s Just Not That Into You for the second time this week.
I fully intend to not use a glass.
*Update 1:04am — Nixed the movie. Too happy and truthy for the moment. Listening to Fiona Apple Tidal instead.
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“Poetry is a kind of distilled insinuation. It’s a way of expanding and talking...”
– Yusef Komunyakaa
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Sippin' the Haterade.
I do not play nice when it comes to my judgement of a person’s intelligence. I’m not saying I’m the most educated, well-versed individual on the planet, but some people are seriously stupid. I believe that there is a wide array of skills and knowledge someone can have, so while a person may not excel in one area, they may prosper in another and I can respect that.
However, I get...
Inability to date = Interested in porn... NOT.
Some random tumblr reblogged my last text post about not knowing how to date. Of course I’m curious to see what someone may have to say about my romantic ineptitude, so I go to check it out only to be bombarded with porn. Lovely.
Now I don’t really know how my issue translates to needing porn… maybe they assume that since I don’t date then I don’t get laid. However,...
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I don't know how to date.
I’m so awkward and commitment-phobic that I’m hesitant to even agree to hang out for a second time.
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“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young...”
– Stephen Colbert, Knox College Commencement Address — June 3, 2006 (via hmsboatsix)
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August 2011
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Beard Compliment Translations
thedailybeard:
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are...
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The best kind of insomnia.
I’m too excited to sleep.
Just checked my email after a night doing inventory at Nordstrom to find a message from a possible employer telling me they enjoyed my writing submission from the initial interview and want me to come in again tomorrow.
The position is a creative writing internship for a startup in Downtown San Francisco that promotes healthy eating and living. I don’t...
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I lost myself...somewhere.
Somewhere along the road between graduation and moving back from San Diego to San Francisco, my identity got misplaced amid the storage boxes and overstuffed luggage.
If I were to ask my 2010 self where I would be at this point in my life, she would respond with conviction that I would be preparing myself for the start of an Creative Writing MFA program somewhere in Southern California or the...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Music Video of the Day: Best Coast - “Our Deal”
The Drew Barrymore-directed (yup) visuals for the west coast trio’s latest off Crazy for You features an ensemble cast composed of Chloe Moretz, Tyler Posey, Donald Glover, Alia Shawkat, Miranda Cosgrove, and Shailene Woodley.
[mtv.]
Major points for the fashion and styling in this video. Little Ty from Maid in Manhattan...
July 2011
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noirdeblancs:
One big room, full of bad female dogs.
I’m snatching all your female dogs at my leisure.