Inability to date = Interested in porn… NOT.

Some random tumblr reblogged my last text post about not knowing how to date. Of course I’m curious to see what someone may have to say about my romantic ineptitude, so I go to check it out only to be bombarded with porn. Lovely. 

Now I don’t really know how my issue translates to needing porn… maybe they assume that since I don’t date then I don’t get laid. However, quite the contrary is true. My sex life is perfectly intact and functioning. I just don’t know how to deal with potentially legitimate relationships. Fulfilling the girlfriend role being all committed and monogamous just doesn’t really appeal to me at the moment. 

So porn blogs, please stay away from my posts. I’m not interested. Especially not in naked women. While the female body is a gloriously beautiful form, I much prefer penis. Thanks.

@5 months ago with 2 notes